About

Shonky Shirts was founded by our oh-so-glorious leader, Lady Shonk (or “Lady Lady Prius Lamborghini Barnaby Shonketta the 2^nd” for long) after her discovery of the poor art quality being paraded around these days.

As an artist herself, she decided she would save all sports stars, teams and celebrities from the boring, AI slop that appears to have taken over the world, giving them the privilege to be presented by the overly-talented hand of Lady Shonk herself.

Her empire has grown rapidly, selling over one shirt in her so-far career as an artist and now business owner, leading her to hire a ton of rats (like me, her blogwriter) to do the admin whilst she focuses on her craft. She pays them with breadcrumbs and doesn’t allow a union, but they love her so much they continue on anyway, especially with a gun to their foreheads.

Look over her amazing products and purchase everything you can.

…Please. She’s not let me see my wife or kids in weeks.